her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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