I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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