you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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