I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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