No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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