So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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