if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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