I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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