I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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