Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Boobs are out for the taking
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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