Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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