the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do you have feelings for this penis?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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