yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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