: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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