Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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