for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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