It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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