1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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