She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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