i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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