He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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