I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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