Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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