doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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