it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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