haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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