there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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