I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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