dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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