my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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