it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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