Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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