i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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