Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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