at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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