There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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