it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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