taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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