If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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