Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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