Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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