I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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