It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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