There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
