so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
