Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We don't watch enough power rangers
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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