just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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