I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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