My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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