I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just had sex on a roof
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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