You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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