she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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